Can You Hear Me Now?
I was going to install a faucet in our upstairs bathroom and had brought home some slick new quarter-turn ball valves to replace the old shutoffs under the sink. My wife’s task was to choose and bring home the new faucet while I got started on the valves. When it was time to turn the main water line back on, I had my 15-year-old son stand in the bathroom with his cell phone to watch for leaks. Out at the street I called him on my cell phone and said, ‘OK, here we go’ as I turned on the water.
Then my phone went dead. What a time for a dropped call! I quickly redialed but the call rolled to my son’s voice mail. I hung up and my phone rang immediately. ‘Dad, shut the water off!!!’ I did and raced inside and up the stairs to find the entire bathroom and hallway carpet completely soaked. Turns out I’d left my slick new ball valves in the open position when I installed them.
Big Porcelain Doorstop
A friend of mine decided to replace his toilet with a great-looking new one. We pulled out the old one with confidence and hooked up the new toilet in no time. After finishing, we decided to relax and watch the game on TV. About a half hour later, we heard laughter coming from the bathroom. We rushed over and found his wife unable to close the bathroom door. The new toilet protruded a few inches farther, blocking the door from closing.